When Iris was 13, Church wasn't her favorite part of the week.

Ick! Church is so boring. Learning about some guy who's supposedly above everyone else.

And then he gets killed. Yeah, have a nice life, dude.

That's Iris, sharing some teenage thoughts on religion,

and this is grown-ups read things they wrote as kids.

I'm Dan Meisner.

This is a show where we remember the good, the bad,

and the sometimes sacrilegious parts of growing up.

This time recorded live at the King's Head Pub in Winnipeg.

We have plans for revenge,

poetry about chicken pox, and backhanded compliments in the form of career advice. This stuff is strange, it is delightful, and by reading it out loud, we can get a peek into our secret selves. So

think about who you were, when you were a peek into our secret selves. So think about who you were,

when you were a kid. And stick around. Kids are often asked what they want to be when they

grow up. But Iris, who we heard from at the top of the show, when Iris was 14, she wrote a diary

entry all about what she wanted other people to be when they grew up.

Here she is, live on stage in Winnipeg.

Now I am going to assign careers to people I know.

Kaylee should be a nurse. She's really caring and gentle and dedicated and hardworking.

She needs more self-esteem though.

And then she could teach in her spare time.

Thomas wants to be a writer, but I've read some things he's written and they're not that good.

Don't tell him I said that though. He should be, I don't know. I can't see him at an

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