The Bird Show. For you guys that have been listening to The Bird Show since day one, this statement's

going to just seem so strange. I've got one kid that is graduating high school, and I've got one

kid that is graduating college. Gosh, both in the next couple of weeks. Funny story about Hollis

real quick, you know, so I told you he really wants to be a dog. He wants to go to UGA. But when he's been applying to colleges, he kind of threw out a wide net, right? Georgia,

if not Georgia, then maybe Auburn. He didn't get into Georgia. And Auburn let him know via

email a couple of weeks ago, hey, man, sorry, Auburn's not to school for you.

So, and I guess when you are sending out your applications and they send you that rejection email,

you're supposed to hit like some kind of button that just says, hey, I acknowledge that you guys don't want me.

I get it.

Yeah.

Okay.

So he hits that, sends it off.

So he's not going to be going to Auburn.

But then in the mail, the real mail, comes a letter from Auburn on Friday.

And he's over at my house and he opens it up.

And he's like, so they told me via email and now they've told me via snail mail that I'm not allowed to go to

Auburn.

Damn.

He's like, I get it.

They really want him to get the message.

That's what I was saying.

I was like, hey, just want to make sure you are not allowed anywhere near Auburn.

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