A Collection from the Crypt...

Radio 2's Confessions

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4.8 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2018

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

This week's podcast treats you to a quadruple of Confessions excavated from the BBC Crypt. Featuring a tale of bidet confusion from Twister, a blazer mix up from mum Cath, Rogers ripped trouser rigmarole and D confession involving a theatre 'drencher'. We also hear verdicts from Sister Rebecca, Mother Superior, Deadly, Novice Nigel, Sister Bobbie and Brother Matt as part of the collective. If you have a request for a confession from days gone by, email Father Simon to request it - [email protected]

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0:00.0	This is the BBC.
0:02.0	Dear brothers and sisters,
0:04.0	all are welcome here at the Confessions Podcast,
0:07.0	whether Saint or sinner.
0:11.0	Hello, this is Simon. Obviously, we're not here this week,
0:13.0	but just because this Confessions Podcast
0:15.0	is a hard habit to break,
0:17.0	we're going to bring you some very special confessions
0:20.0	from the crypt, individually selected and handcrafted.
0:24.0	Here they come.
0:25.0	Simon Mayows, Confessions Podcast.
0:27.0	Please be seated.
0:29.0	This one comes from, let's call him Twister.
0:33.0	All right. Thanks, Twister.
0:35.0	Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
0:37.0	And I have sinned about B-days.
0:40.0	We had a B-day confession a couple of weeks back,
0:44.0	which got destroyed, I think, in the process of the confession,
0:47.0	because it was balancing a ping-pong ball,
0:51.0	and then it blew up.
0:53.0	Anyway, Twister says, however, this confession was a sin,
0:58.0	but it was a sin to protect the innocent,
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