Panaply.

The following podcast contains explicit language. Hey, you're listening to Y-O-Y. We're a new show from Panoply about dating and relationships.

And part of the gimmick of our show is that we're experimenting with new ways of telling those stories.

Like a few weeks ago, we recorded a first date.

So my name's Kate.

I'm David.

Cool. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too.

So what do you do?

Over the course of that night, the state only got more awkward.

A huge dating red flag for me is when I see the green text message.

What does that mean?

So it means that the person doesn't have an

iPhone and you obviously have a Samsung? I do, yes. Do you have the same opinion but

reverse? No, doesn't know. Doesn't matter to me.

All right, so I guess that's just like an iPhone snooty thing.

Probably.

Cool.

And at the end of that episode there was a horrible twist. It turns out Kate had lined up a second date, a date to take place at that same bar, that same night.

And it was supposed to happen after the date I was recording ended,

but instead, the dates kind of crashed into each other.

Weirdly, both of the guys were named David. So when David number two showed up, David

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