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How To Do Everything

A Bulge in the Ol' Onion Bag

How To Do Everything

NPR

4.21.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2016

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

How to defend against the dark arts, call someone a jerk, and look cool around dads.

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0:00.0

Before we begin this week's show we want to take a minute to stop and tell you about

0:07.4

something else. NPR 1. At this point reality will split into there is the U that listens to how to do everything

0:17.4

continues moves ahead and listens to what we have put together for you and then the

0:22.1

other you in sort of another reality that will go to

0:26.0

NPR1 and listen to invisibility. Or other podcasts and maybe stories from your local station. You can do all of that on the NPR1 app.

0:35.0

And what seems like a fleeting, almost trivial choice

0:38.8

will change who you become years from now and will change the course of human history.

0:45.4

You can find the NPR1 app in your App Store now. If you dare, that it's possible that

0:51.6

that choice would lead to the rise of a new fascism and a

0:56.9

global world government which enslaved really all of humanity.

1:04.0

That's a choice.

1:05.0

We don't know which one.

1:05.7

It could be that listening to our show

1:08.0

begins that cascade of events.

1:10.8

You could just stay the course here course here don't do anything just continue

1:14.1

listening and we will bring you the latest episode of how to do everything but we are

1:18.3

bound to tell you about the NPR1 app not choosing to move over to NPR 1 is also a form of choice.

1:37.4

So it's not as if when in 10 years we find ourselves crushed under the iron fist of fascism that by looking back and saying you know what I didn't do anything it's not my fault it's

1:41.3

still your fault you can find it now in your App Store.

1:45.0

NPR O-N-A.

1:47.0

So you may have heard that there is a new Harry Potter thing. It's a play that is happening in London right now.

1:59.0

And they've been very protective of the story. There's been this hashtag keep the secrets.

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