Today we are cancelling the apocalypse.

I gotta get up at 5 o'clock in the morning and sparkle,

me at least sparkle.

I know what some of your big city no bra wear and hairy-legged women livers might say.

Hello everybody and welcome back to maximum film.

This is episode 221 and we'll be discussing Shanghai and the legend of the 10 rings.

So you notice my voice is not Mr. Iffi Waddaway's voice and that is because he is not here.

And he's not here for just dumb reasons that I like to bug him and mock him about over text, but

fear not he will be back in the future.

But don't worry, right next to me, I have my main guy. I have no nickname for him just the guy

Alonza de Ralde. What's good? Oh, Dre, you know, this is that time of year where I just don't want to hear anybody pretending that we're not

talking about Christmas because we're talking about Christmas. It's the day after

Thanksgiving all bets are off all gates are open and I wanted to just mention that's very exciting that Christmas crunch is back in the store

which is of course the Captain Crunch Christmas variety they do every year. It's like

crunch berries, but the berries are little red and green trees and this year just to really push it even further

The whole box is designed to look like an ugly Christmas sweater

Bravo Captain Crunch. You've done it again.

Way to get your brand marketing on point.

Okay, is that one of those cereals where they give you different colored?

They all taste the same? Do the green of the red taste any different than the green? Oh yeah, oh, no, no, completely identical.

It's a fruit loop situation where like the color is completely irrelevant.

They just all have that flavor and you're good to go.

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