Welcome to R-Slash, I don't work here, lady.

Where OP gets fired from a job, he never had in the first place.

Our first Reddit post is from BookwormRN.

This happened several years ago.

I was the nighttime charge nurse over in the intensive care unit.

I just finished a 12 hour shift at my hospital that had turned into a 14 hour shift because

of a rapid response right before shift change.

The patient responded well.

I was exhausted and had to return for a fourth shift in 9 hours.

All I wanted were some items to drop in the slow cooker so I had something to eat when

I got up tonight.

I stopped at a well-known big box store that sells groceries, clothes, electronics, the

works.

I'm wearing royal blue scrubs, a name badge with a big R in under it, and forgot to take

my stethoscope off.

So it's hanging around my neck.

The employees here… well… don't.

As I'm walking towards the store, I see an elderly couple struggling to load a large

box in their SUV parked at the front of the store.

And I mean… old.

Over 90 years old, shaky hands, teetering around with limited mobility.

The kind I see with a med list, three pages long.

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