9am- The Box of Shame, Suave Agave and MORE
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 671 Ratings
🗓️ 2 May 2025
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, |
| 0:03.7 | so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:04.3 | And it's convenient. Skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:24.0 | And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. |
| 0:27.3 | And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's show. |
| 0:30.6 | This is the world famous Shay Rock. |
| 0:34.7 | All right, good morning. |
| 0:36.5 | Welcome to your weekend. |
| 0:54.7 | Call it 2020. I want to hear for you now. 800. 520-1067. Get you into Ohana Fest. Eddie Vedder, the Earthlings. Kings of Leon. That's just on the 26th. Then you go to September 27th. Get some Hozier and Royal Otis, Leon Bridges, Rainbow Kitten Surprise, |
| 0:57.1 | make your way all the way to the 28th and the most recent recipients of a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, |
| 1:00.3 | which you can't see because Johnny's video is blocked by a man's bald head. |
| 1:04.3 | You can see Green Day, Caged Elephant, Wet Leg, and more, |
| 1:08.9 | and all you've got to do is be called 20 now. |
| 2:01.7 | You'll win those tickets from us currently, and then again at noon, three and six all day here on K Rock. A through one said it had to be those ray bands with the cameras on them. Yeah, the meta ray bands, but even those, I think they're like 200 bucks a pair. I don't think they're that much. I know. I think there's got to be more to the story. Eleven pairs for $30,000 seems like a ridiculous amount of money. Or else we're all just completely undervaluing what we could be stealing from sunglasses. I mean, I didn't realize. They've just been sitting there. Yeah, just sitting there. They're robbing like Bergdorfs and all these other mall stores. Heavy stuff Heavy stuff. They got to lug out. They should just be grabbing pairs of sunglasses. We will get to that in just a moment. Variety of different calls waiting on the goat line, people that are wishing us well into the weekend. And Omar, this will be a challenge for you at the end of the show and we officially play the anthem into the weekend. |
| 2:02.6 | But listen to this. |
| 2:04.4 | Yo, bitch-ass Kleinderella. |
| 2:05.4 | It's Friday. |
| 2:12.7 | Omar, your record is 16 sound bites from the show that you have inserted into the weekend song. |
| 2:14.3 | Let's see if you beat it. |
| 2:15.6 | Happy Friday, bitches. |
| 2:16.8 | Hey, happy Friday bitches. |
| 2:18.0 | So this guy claims... Who keeps track? |
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