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And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's Show.

This is the world famous Hayrock.

Call of 20.

Let's go ahead and give you something that you desperately want and need on this Cinco de Mayo, and that would be tickets for you to go to Just Like Heaven, including Vampire Weekend, and part of the Sun Block Party, TV on the radio, and many, many others. There's group love right there. What a lineup. You got the complete lineup here. If you're watching us on YouTube, boom, look at that. You can see it on our socials, Kline Alley Show at Krock.com. It's happening May 10. That is this Saturday. Hold on. Wow. That is happening this Saturday. Brooks out at the Rose Bowl. And we'll get you in. Call now. Be caller 20. Pick you up in a moment. This hour on the show. Johnny doesn't know Cinco de Mayo. It is Cinco de Mayo. Johnny is Mexican. But what will Johnny know? A Mexican cuteie. Hey, Vanessa, keep it to yourself. She's been drinking a lot. She's very turned on right now. That's Johnny. That's your co-worker. Very inappropriate. Johnny will be in here just a moment. First time, Johnny doesn no Cinco to Mayo, and then we'll make sure Jake gets in here

for the official weekly way in because we skipped it on Friday. I'm actually curious as to what Johnny would think of any of these tequila. He doesn't drink. He would hate all of them. He would think they taste spicy. Yeah, maybe Johnny will come in here and drink some tequila. Cool. We never talked about this on the air,

but the last time Johnny was in here

and we made him eat or drink something,

he was doing the high-volted shoot review, and it was the crab pizza that was being served at Coachella. Which I wasn't here for that, but I heard. Johnny found out after the show that apparently he is allergic to crap. He did not know that. Which is hilarious. He didn't know that he'd never had it before. And he ate it on the air and then he said his whole... Mouth started closing up. Mouth closed up and his throat got all swollen. And then he went to the urgent care and that's when he found out that he is allergic to crab. And we wanted to find out what else he's allergic to. Like is he allergic to all shellfish? He said he's never even had shrimp. Well, that'll all change this week. So let's go ahead. Any fishermen listening right now. We need you desperately. Let's go ahead and give someone some good news on a Monday morning as we head to Pasadena. Hey, good morning, Gilbert. Good morning. Yeah. Yeah. You're called 20 and the good news for you is this is super convenient if you're calling from Pasadena because you will be going to the Roseball on Saturday for just like heaven. Hell yeah, thank you. Park in your own driveway and charge yourself 50 bucks and call it a weekend, and we'll do more of those tickets coming up again at noon right here on K Rock. Kay Rock on Alley Show.

Jake, get your scale ready so we can see if you've lost a ton of weight. I know in that commercial I heard this morning for Lassara, you claimed that you used to be called fatty fat, fat, fat, fat, which I don't think any of us called you. For the record, just... We could never think of a nickname that good. Yeah, I wish we had thought of that, but we didn't, so we were calling you other things like that boy.

Like that, right. But is that, we were calling you other things like that, right.

But is that, did you make that up or did one of us call you Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat. You okay, Clay. I don't know. I just basically trying to get through the next. Yeah. We should. And, Hey, Vanessa, next time we want to

book a tequila guy on the show, let's book it for the

last hour of the show.

And I'm also like

not thinking. I'm struggling. I'm full on happy-faced hot dog right now. Well, the good news is that tequila works, so what a day. It wasn't watered down. No, not at all. Thank you. It's not going to my off.

You're just joining us.

This context.

If you forgot, we're not just drunk for no reason. What? There's the date. Make sure people understand. Let's go ahead and stamp this episode. One of the ones we throw out in the trash afterwards. Oh, come on. It's fun. Oh, it's a good time, I'm sure, had by many, right?

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