Hi, I'm Tom Martinek, also known as Mr. Fusion on the forum.

Now, I don't live in an iron lung or call the message line rambling about bitches and hoes while cackling like a mental patient.

I don't have hysterical stories about the jaggaws that work for me at conventions, nor do I own the coolest comic shop in all of San Francisco.

I'm not as cute as little witch or as big as Mike Norton, and I don't put on puppet shows or sing songs at the Super Show.

But I have been a listener since around episode 10, and I helped set up the very first interview.

I was also the first listener ever called on the show.

I produced several movie news segments, and I won the very first CGS contest.

I've even managed to stump the Rios.

I can remember when Hazel was banned

from the forum and pants was still called Brian. I've cheered on Maxim Gloria with his video

stump the Rios entries and even helped turn him into the green lantern for one of them. I've managed

to work CGS Easter eggs into two major motion pictures, as well as giving Brian Deemer and left

coast love a tour around the Star Wars

Holy Land. It's been great seeing this show grow from a couple guys dicking around in a spare

room to a whole bunch of guys dicking around in a real studio. I was really honored when Peter

contacted me about introducing this episode, so let me take a minute here and just say congratulations

to all of you who've worked so hard to make this show what it is today. May you continue recording episodes for many thousands more. Now let's sit back, settle in,

and listen to episode 999, listener feedback. Did I mention that I was a wolf once?

Music Welcome to Comic Geek Speak. I'm Brian Deamer.

I'm Jamie D. I'm Adam Murdo.

I'm Brian Christman.

I'm Mike Gallagher.

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