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REAL AF with Andy Frisella

990. Andy & DJ CTI: Illegal Alien Attacks Federal Agent In Minneapolis, China And Russia's Threat To Greenland & Hillary Clinton In Contempt

REAL AF with Andy Frisella

Andy Frisella

Entrepreneurship, Business

4.933.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2026

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss the Venezuelan illegal alien who attacked a federal agent with a shovel in Minneapolis getting shot, Denmark's foreign minister saying Trump has a point on China and Russia's threat to Greenland, and the House oversight chair saying the panel will move to hold Hillary Clinton in comtempt.

Transcript

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0:00.0

What's sleeping on the floor?

0:04.0

Now my jury box froze.

0:06.0

Fuck a pole.

0:07.0

Fuck a stole.

0:08.0

Counted millions in a cold.

0:10.0

Bad bitch, booted swole.

0:11.0

Got her on bankrope.

0:13.0

Can't fold.

0:14.0

Just a no headshot case closed.

0:16.0

Close.

0:17.0

What is up guys?

0:18.0

It's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realists.

0:20.0

Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society. And welcome. Motherfucking reality, guys. Today we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking amendment. Live. Here we are. In the flesh. That's right. For those of you that are new to the show, we have shows within the show.

0:39.4

Okay, we have a Q&AF.

0:41.3

That's usually on Mondays.

0:55.1

That's where you submit the questions and we give you the answers. You can submit your questions a few different ways. The first way is. Guys, email them in to Ask Andy at Andyficella.com or click the link in the description below to submit them for a chance or drop them in the comments of the Q&AF episodes on Andy for Seller Motivation.

1:00.6

If you are a YouTube er and you want to watch us on YouTube, most of you probably should

1:06.7

because we're so fucking handsome.

1:08.0

That's right.

1:09.2

You could see Q&AF, Real Talk, and 75 hard verses, all of the personal development on the new YouTube channel, Andy for Sulla Motivation. With that being said, there's a fee for the show. The fee is very simple. Don't be a ho. Share the show. That's it. Yeah. What are you laughing at? Water spotter.

1:32.1

What do you say? I want to apologize for my comment. I won't repeat the joke ever.

1:41.7

Don't ever tell a joke again. No more jokes. This is all business. That's right. Yeah. Hell yeah. All right. Big Nick too hyped. There we go. Appreciate the reshare, man.

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