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99% Invisible

99% Invisible-49- Queue Theory and Design

99% Invisible

SiriusXM Podcasts and Roman Mars

Design, Arts

4.827.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2012

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

In the US, it’s called a line. In Canada, it’s often referred to as a line-up. Pretty much everywhere else, it’s known as a queue. My friend Benjamen Walker is obsessed with queues. He keeps sending me YouTube clips of … Continue reading →

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0:10.0

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It's all part of the university's mission to promote quality of life for all living things.

0:20.0

Find out more at 21stCentury.ucdavis.edu

0:25.0

This is 99% Invisible. I'm Roman Mars.

0:33.0

In the US, they're called lines in Canada. They're called lineups sometimes.

0:38.0

And I was once interviewed live on Canadian National Radio and they started talking about lineups and we had a conversation about police for five minutes until I realized what they were talking about.

0:48.0

But pretty much everywhere else it's known as a queue.

0:52.0

I like queue the best. Yeah, me too.

0:55.0

That's Benjamin Walker. He's obsessed with queues. He keeps sending me emails with links to YouTube videos of queues you have.

1:03.0

Psychology students filming their surreptitious queue experiments. You have Asian road rage videos. You've got people filming fights that break out in queues.

1:12.0

Unless you're going to physically remove me, nothing's going to happen.

1:17.0

So understand that I'm not getting out of this. Understand. Then I'm going to stop at the end.

1:27.0

I like to call YouTube the queue hole. And when I found this lecture by Dr. Queue, I immediately made an appointment to go and see him.

1:37.0

I'm Dick Larson. I'm a professor at MIT. And I guess my nickname is Dr. Queue.

1:42.0

Dick Larson is a queue theorist. Just about every day we experience queuing in some aspect of our lives.

1:49.0

Dick Larson studies the mathematical and psychological models of queuing systems.

1:54.0

Unfortunately, oftentimes too many queues on a day-to-day basis.

1:59.0

Dr. Queue is able to put his professional knowledge to work everywhere he goes.

2:03.0

I have my own ways through supermarkets, particularly if you have to go to the Delay counter and get a number.

2:08.0

You run to the Delay counter as soon as you go into the supermarket, get your number, and then you start walking around and doing the regular shopping.

2:14.0

And you watch how the numbers go drop down. And then as soon as it gets close to yours, then you go back.

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