What Most People Think

Lockdown, Lockdown, Lockdown, Lockdown, or am I going to get I going to turn for that second run like Michael Atherton at Lords in, what's in 1999, slipped. That's far too early for a cricket reference. I'm going to be losing listeners here. Let's talk about something more general that people, everyone has skin in the game on, is the heat.

Here's the heat.

And I was say that one of the great traditions of this country as we talk about skin

is just working class blokes with just terrible physiques that feel that any sight of sunshine

you need to see their gut or their pigeon chest.

I mean, in a way, the pigeon chest ones are the most incredible, aren't they?

The pigeon chest ones, where it's almost like concave where you think, if they did backstroke

with a small pool of water form in the middle of their chest, am I allowed to chest shame, guys?

Look, this is what most people think, so we do not worry too much about offending, you know,

people's sensitivities, body shaming, kink shaming. Apparently that's a thing now. If you're a dirty bastard, right? Used to be you're a dirty bastard and people would have mentioned it. Oh, you dirty bastard. Now, sorry, are you kinkshaming me? Yeah, I am. I am actually kinkshaming you. If you need to have like, fucking,

you know, small abrasions on your skin and lemon juice poured into it, I think you need to see a counsellor. Okay? So yes, I am kinkshaming you. By the way, that, that lemon juice paper cut thing, I don't know anybody specifically like that. Um, but no, it's showbiz. There's probably someone that does that. The big news, obviously, this week is the governments have said

that we might need. specifically like that. But it's showbiz. There's probably someone that does that.

The big news, obviously, this week is the governments have said that we might need vaccine passports to get into nightclubs.

And, you know, on the day that the freedom, so when all the restrictions were lifted,

right, in heavy inverted commas there, all the strictions were lifted Monday.

Wink, wink, wink, half the fucking nation getting pinged.

The United Pingdom.

We said this before that some of the puns around COVID are just not good.

Free Dumb Day.

Yeah, more like Free Dumb Day.

Free, yeah, mate, look, it's just not as good a joke as you think it is. That's why no one is responding to you. But yeah, so people are saying, well, why the hell of these people protesting? Guys, you've got your freedom. And then on the same day, the government said that there might be vaccine passports. And then they go, well, look, it's just for nightclubs. You know, nightclubs are small, enclosed spaces.

...