98: Robert California

The Michael Scott Podcast Company - An Office Podcast

Cloud10

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

“You see, I sit across from a man, I see his face, I see his eyes. Now, does it matter if he wants a hundred dollars of paper, or a hundred million dollars of deep-sea drilling equipment? Don’t be a fool. He wants respect, he wants love, he wants to be younger, he wants to be attractive. There is no such thing as a product. Don’t ever think there is. There is only sex. Everything is sex. You understand that what I’m telling you is a universal truth, Toby.” He’s the CEO, he’s Bob Kazamakis, he’s the f*cking Lizard King. We dedicate this episode to Robert California, one of the most unique characters in The Office and a defining figure of season 8. We go through all the pool parties, one-man saturnalias, and nature metaphors that comprise Robert’s time on the show. The man speaks of nothing but sex! Well, that’s not true, sometimes he talks about flesh…and bacchanals. After that we head to the conference room for a new segment where we correct errors on the show. Then we discuss which Office images we’d want as jigsaw puzzles before wrapping with another round of trivia. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us accomplish the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	If I ever told you guys so these are my like you can see the handles of my tennis rack
0:03.8	I said you're sitting here. I see them. Yeah, one time I
0:06.9	Got my oil change after I played tennis and after the guy was finishing up
0:12.2	One of the guy looks over to my car and he goes bro those swords and I was like
0:17.0	No, no, they're tennis rackets and he was like, oh, okay, I thought they were swords and I and I like there were two people
0:23.2	Help me and I turned to the other guy and I was like I was cool for a second
0:26.0	I
0:28.0	Was he afraid? No, he was like excited. He was excited
0:32.0	The way you said it sounded like he was afraid bro those swords. He was he was really
0:36.0	Bro, no swords. Whoa, what is this? Yeah, just like a couple handles sticking out of like they're they were literally sticking out of this exact same bag
0:45.2	Which is just this like little drawstring back
0:49.5	They definitely look like tennis back. You should have said that well
0:52.6	They are my weapons to slay on the court. Yeah, it is actually I do play with the Wilson blade isn't that funny?
1:08.9	You
1:22.5	People
1:30.2	Hello, and welcome to the Michael Scott podcast company and show four fans of the office by fans of the office
1:35.5	I'm your host and f***ing lizard king Sean Rooney and I met when James CEO and with us as always our producer in the warehouse
1:43.2	Mr. Alex Ward I want to be blackmailed by some ineffectual privileged a feet soft penis debutante
1:49.7	You want to start a street fight with me bring it on, but you're gonna be surprised by how ugly it gets you don't even know my real name
1:56.8	I'm the f*** lizard gang
2:01.5	Every week we get together and talk about our favorite show NBC's the office
2:06.8	This week after our main topic will have a little conference room
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