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🗓️ 3 October 2022
⏱️ 65 minutes
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0:00.0 | Okay, so we are about to spend some time in the mid-1930s, but before we do, we need to talk about someone named Mary Ellen, aka Ellie Larkin. |
0:09.5 | Okay, listening. |
0:11.0 | Do you know her? |
0:12.0 | Um, not yet. I know of her, you might say, but we don't know each other at this time. |
0:17.5 | So, she's blonde. She's a regular at the seaside diner. She wears a beautiful, kind of like turquoise blue ribbon in her hair. |
0:25.5 | There's been a lot of rumors. There's been a lot of talk on the internet about where she was January 6th. |
0:30.5 | Oh my god. No. No. No. |
0:34.5 | So we haven't really been like privy to these rumors. We haven't been part of it, but American Girl released on TikTok. |
0:41.5 | What I think are some of the most iconic lines in an American Girl TikTok to date. |
0:46.5 | This is their opener in like a Mary Ellen, you know, simulated voice. |
0:51.5 | There's been a lot of rumors going on around me, so I want to reintroduce myself. |
0:57.5 | Oh god. |
0:58.5 | Here's what we learn, and we know American Girl has taught us a lot about pants. She says, I slay the pant game. |
1:04.5 | Girl boss behavior only. |
1:06.5 | No. |
1:07.5 | My dream is to be a rocket scientist, hashtag Women in STEM. |
1:12.5 | So they also recently said that Mary Ellen Larkin is most likely to know what really went on an area 51. |
1:20.5 | I don't think that this messaging is helping. |
1:24.5 | I don't. It's so weird that they're like, okay, to correct any opinion that she may have been at January 6th. |
1:31.5 | We're going to say she's like the female Elon Musk girl boss. |
1:35.5 | Yeah, wearing pants. |
1:37.5 | Somebody needs to call a crisis PR person right now. Right now. |
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