Oh boy ho ho ho ho Christmas and the holidays is definitely in full gear and this

podcast will prove it gurgle bargains and nargill dirgans at the end of the podcast, yours truly, me, your host, Harlan Williams, will be

singing a Christmas carol to you. From the bottom of my heart, from the bottom of something, I'll be singing a Christmas carol to you.

So hang on for that at the end of the show.

Also we'll be playing a Christmas carol that the censors don't want you to hear anymore. Yeah, it's a Christmas Carol that has

some questionable wording according to certain people and they wanted banned. But it's not going to be banned here we're going to play it

also we're checking in with Wally the Christmas elf he's Santa Claus's top elf and you know it's

Christmas when we call the North Pole and check in to see how things

are going in the workshop. He's a busy guy and he's taking some time out from his schedule to

talk to us and give us an update about the upcoming Christmas season.

So this will be amazing.

Also, I'm going to tell you, I'm going to give you my secret recipe for a hot fun cool Christmas party. Yeah it's something I

do every year and I'm going to tell you how I do it and how it's done and how you can have lots of fun with it. But for now let's focus on the fun right here. This is the Harland Highway.

How do you know my name? It's on the marriage certificate. I've never seen you before all my life.

Hold on to your airbag.

The heartless, heartless monsters. All of you through and through!

You're riding down the Harlan Highway.

Oh yeah!

When you see a fallen stock that means a witch has just died.

You clumsy idiot.

The Harland Highway.

All I want is to hear people say something again and to see people moving again.

...