Welcome to the Harlan Highway ladies and gentlemen and let me just get this out of the way real quick happy Thanksgiving. Yeah, this is our happy Thanksgiving show. Oh yes, we will be playing our annual Thanksgiving turkey song.

Yes, we're actually gonna be talking about turkeys.

I had a sighting of some wild turkeys,

we're gonna talk about that.

Also a crazy news story that is probably going to turn your stomach,

might turn you off of eating any turkey during the holidays. It's a little bit rough. It has to do

with baby parts, if you can believe it. So get ready for the crazy news story. Also speaking of eating I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.

Yeah it just came out of nowhere. Wait wait until you hear how I figured out I was lactose intolerant, pretty wild.

And also we're going to take some calls from the pavement pounders, discuss some hot topics.

And then our friend Rabbi Papinheim is calling in apparently

to wish us a happy Thanksgiving

and talk about Thanksgiving and giving thanks for friends and

family and so we always look forward to talking to Rabbi Papenhime.

It's going to be a great show where we celebrate you, the listener, and everything else.

So put your helmet on.

Here we go.

This is the Harland Highway.

I have an announcement to me. You're about to go down the Harlan Highway.

Lock the door.

I don't want to be a product of my environment.

Shut up!

I want my environment to be a product of me.

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