Yeah, we're sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze fuck a bowl fuck a stole

Counting millions in a cold bad bitch booted swole got her own bank row can't fold does a no

headshot case closed what is up guys it's Andy for selling this is the show for the realists

say goodbye to the lies the fictness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today we have Andy and DJ

Cruise the motherfucking internet. That's what we're gonna do that's what CTI stands for it stands for Cruz the internet's where we put topics on the screen we speculate on what's true and what's not

true and then we talk about how we the people got to solve these problems going on in the world

and we make fun of people along the way too speculative comedy current event show cultural

healing yeah cultural humor yeah so i'll spare you the rest of the intro okay you, you guys know the deal. We do have a fee for the show. The fee is very simple. We don't run ads on the show. I'm not going to waste your time talking about shit that I don't actually use for money. All right. And I ask you return very simply that you help us share the show. So don't be a ho.

Share the show. All right. Guys, before we get going, don't forget to share the chat out. Tell your friends. Tell your family. Put your little kids away.

That's right. You know what I'm saying? That's right. We might we might talk time. Huh? It's grown up time. This is this is for grown folks.

Anyway, what's happening, dude? Oh, man, there is a lot. It's a great day to be alive. It is. It always a great day to be alive. You know, it sucks, though. I do want to get this off my chest. I hate when, like, I wash my truck. Yeah. Like, take it through Mm-hmm. And then it fucking rains. Yeah. That's the worst. Yeah. There is nothing worse. I mean, no, there is worse. There's a few things. The worse is when you don't notice that the road is wet and you fucking go sideways. Go sideways on the road. Yeah. And almost kill yourself. That's worse. I almost got Paul Walker, bro. I did. Dude, that's not good. That was a close call. For those of you who don't know, I may have had an incident. No damage was done though. Andy called me where it happened. I could hear it in his voice. I had to change my fucking shorts. But there was no damage done. I did happen to be driving the Mustang. It's the Mustang's fault, bro. You know, Mustangs, they crash on their own. You know? So actually, it was, you know what it was? It was fucking Mossade. They tabbed my car. Put an oil slick down. No, dude. They logged into my car and they they said, we're going to take care of this dude. They didn't get me, though, because my superior driving skills saved me. Yeah, they didn't account for your years of race car driving. That's right. That's right. All those championships. So fuck you guys. You can get me. Not that day. Not today.

Yeah. All right, man.

So we got the chat going.

We do have the chat.

Chats are alive and well.

We got the X chat.

Good Lord.

We got X is rolling.

We got the, we got the super chat.

The tube rolling.

We got some, soup, soup, soup, soup, super chat's in already. Is that good? You can just sample that shit. I know, bro. We can make a whole rap song out of that. Selina, thanks for the 10 bucks. Hey, who wants to see me and Joe Young make a rap song? Wait, 800. Is that yen? What is that? That's yen. From Japan?

Yeah.

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