Hey, hey, hey, yeah, welcome to the Harlan Highway, ladies and gentlemen. How are you today?

Oh, what a show we have for you today. We're going to talk about, uh talk about well I don't know if it was a

suicide attempt or a I don't know what it was but in the middle of my show

something a little nutty happened,

and it involves something jumping from a building.

I'll get into that later in the show.

Also, going to be talking about a little bit of nature

stuff today. I saw something from an airplane that I've been waiting to see for a long, long time, and you're not

going to guess what it was.

But it's kind of cool.

Also I'm going to talk about a form of therapy that's free. of and it's totally, totally free and I'm going to tell you all about it and

encourage you to try this free form of therapy to help you lower your blood pressure and have a calmer life.

And also speaking of therapy, I heard that Dr. Ascot makes an appearance on today's show.

Not excited about that because that guy is a freak.

But aren't we all? That's why we're here.

It's the Harlan Highway! Highway. Lock the door. I don't want to be a product of my environment.

Shut up!

I want my environment to be a product of me.

You're riding down the Harlan Highway.

So, put off this phone.

I can get you off. I can get you off.

Maybe not, maybe fuck yourself.

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