4.9 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 18 November 2025
⏱️ 125 minutes
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On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss House republicans being set to vote unanimously for the release of the Epstein files, Candace Owens breaking the news of Egyptian planes tracking Charlie Kirk's wife Erika, and Chicago Public schools being caught spending millions on luxurious travel worldwide despite horrendous performance from students.
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| 0:00.0 | What's sleeping on the floor? |
| 0:04.4 | Now my jury box froze. |
| 0:06.1 | Fuck a bowl. |
| 0:06.9 | Fuck a stole. |
| 0:07.9 | Counted millions in a cold. |
| 0:09.5 | Bad bitch, booted swow. |
| 0:11.1 | Got her on bank row. |
| 0:12.7 | Can't fold. |
| 0:13.7 | Just a no headshot case closed. |
| 0:16.2 | Close. |
| 0:17.2 | What is up guys? |
| 0:18.0 | It's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realists. |
| 0:20.5 | Say goodbye to lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society. |
| 0:23.7 | And welcome the motherfucking reality. |
| 0:27.7 | Guys, today we have the first ever. |
| 0:33.2 | Andy and DJ Cruise the motherfucking internet. |
| 0:37.0 | Live. We internet. Live. |
| 0:38.0 | We live. Yeah. Yeah, we are. What's up, dude? Feels the same. It does feel the same. Except for it's nighttime. It is nighttime. Snack time. Snack. This is your snack time. No, but that actually took care of me. Yeah. What kind of candy do you slide you today? We had some gummy worms. Yeah. Get your fix |
| 0:54.6 | Yeah, I'm feeling good |
| 0:56.0 | Yeah |
| 0:56.3 | A little Starbucks run |
| 0:57.4 | Well I guess for our first time listeners, because I'm sure there's plenty, we'll just run through the show real quick. Okay, this is CTI. That stands for Cruise, the Internet. We're going to throw some stuff up on the screen here. We're going to talk about it. We're going to laugh at some of these people and then we're going to talk about how we the people have to solve these problems going on in the world. Other times throughout the week, we're going to have Q&AF. That's where you submit the questions and we give you the answers. DJ, tell them how they can submit their questions. Yeah, guys, you can submit your questions a couple of different ways. |
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