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Spitballers Comedy Podcast

96: Attacked by a Sailor & Humanity’s Greatest Threats

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.87.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

It’s the end of the world as we know it! On today’s show, we draft the most fascinating existential threats to humanity. We also have a blast rambling about other nonsense like sleeping in, putting our face on money, having a scrawny bodyguard, and the infamous 5 second rule! This is another hilarious episode that you do not want to miss! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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0:00.0

This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us

0:06.1

So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?

0:11.6

No, no, no, no, oh just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry. I'll cover my eyes

0:16.2

What whoa?

0:18.2

Oh

0:22.2

I'm still not looking and I'm not listening to my podcast don't want batting

0:28.0

Meir Hatten simple. Oh what's happening people before we kick off today's episode

0:33.5

Number one. I want to say hey, thank you for being here. How's it going? You're beautiful

0:37.7

I I imagine you look way better today than you usually do because you're about to listen to this podcast

0:44.2

But look

0:45.8

We need you to we need your support here at the spit bars head over to spitbars pod.com

0:50.6

You can get all the information you need to help support this show ways that you can get access to this

0:56.4

These episodes early and a bunch of other things like joining to the spit tank

1:00.9

That's where we go for our priority selection for fun questions for this show. So head over to spitballers pod.com

1:14.9

What happens when three buffoons give life advice

1:18.0

Explore unrealistic situations and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve

1:23.4

It's the spitballers podcast with Andy Mike and Jason

1:37.6

Yes, so many meetings

1:41.0

Sure sure I could see that welcome into the spitballers podcast

1:46.2

episode

1:48.2

96 oh my goodness. Oh

1:51.2

Far away

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