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🗓️ 9 July 2018
⏱️ 102 minutes
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0:00.0 | Poncho Via had what a lot of historians refer to as the single greatest Mexican moustache of all time. |
0:06.3 | Many Mexican men have had moustaches, but more often than not, they've been somewhat wispy, |
0:10.8 | composed of what appears to be 20 to 30 hairs total thin borderline feminine, a Danny Treyau |
0:16.9 | before the hair and wardrobe department gets a hold of it moustache, not Via. |
0:21.5 | Poncho Via had a Sam Elliott, Tom Selik, Ron Swanson, Borat type of moustache. |
0:26.8 | Poncho Via feared no man, but his moustache scared the shit out of him. |
0:30.5 | He knew if his moustache ever turned against him, his precious revolution would be lost. |
0:34.7 | But seriously, Poncho Via was referred to by many as the Robin Hood of Mexico. |
0:39.0 | Some referred to him as the George Washington of Mexico. |
0:41.6 | He was a legend in his own lifetime, long before the ridiculous Chuck Norris legends, |
0:45.9 | you know, guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people. |
0:48.9 | There were Poncho Via over the top tales of preposterous machismo. |
0:53.9 | You know, stuff like there's no one else like Poncho Via. |
0:56.8 | If there was, Poncho would find him and blow his brains out. |
1:00.5 | Poncho Via was one of the world's first movie stars, and he wasn't an actor. |
1:04.7 | In a way, he was the world's first reality TV star, because at one point, |
1:08.4 | he allowed actual battles he fought in to be filmed. |
1:12.0 | Poncho Via was a revolutionary fighter who despised the wealthy landowners who had subjugated |
1:16.6 | the impoverished farming class of Mexico, comprised of mostly indigenous people since long before he was |
1:22.9 | born. He stole from the rich and he gave to the poor. He also stole from the rich to fuel the |
1:27.9 | various wars he fought in, all of which had the same goal to topple Mexico's existing power |
1:33.5 | structure and redistribute the wealth. The upper one percent possessed amongst the poor. |
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