94: GAM094 The Prophecy 3: The Ascent

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2017

⏱️ 111 minutes

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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah tackle the last of the first three movies in the Prophecy trilogy, the third one. And as near as we can tell, the plot of this one is simply that people and/or angels are movies towards and/or away from one another. --- If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke

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0:00.0	And they should not use reaction shots of this actress.
0:07.6	She doesn't know what the fuck she's clearly like we bird flying or like
0:13.1	sand is sandy like that's you can see what's going through it and has nothing to do with
0:19.1	what's happening on screen.
0:20.1	Cuts of her at the craft services table.
0:22.2	Hi, we're making a movie.
0:25.0	So okay, so I get to have as much as I want they say there's no limit you can just take
0:32.8	it's free.
0:34.6	God awful movie.
0:41.6	Welcome back to the gam cast where each week we sample another selection from Christian
0:53.6	cinema just as soon as we get done with this unrelated trilogy that Eli wanted to do.
0:57.9	I'm your host Noah Luzon's and sitting in my immediate left is my good friend Heath
1:01.3	and right Heath.
1:02.3	Welcome back.
1:03.3	Thanks Noah.
1:04.3	You know who believes in science Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton believes in science.
1:10.2	God dammit.
1:11.2	All right.
1:12.2	Well, just in case I wasn't depressed for the episode I appreciate that and sitting 81
1:16.2	miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli.
1:19.3	How are you this fine afternoon, sir?
1:21.3	This movie had just as much Christianity as the Kirk Cameron baseball movie.
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