It's the most happiest podcast of the year.

Yeah, that's right, I'm mixing my intro with a Christmas Carol. You got a problem with that, bro.

You want to step outside, bro.

Hey everybody, Harlan Williams, you're listening to the Harlan Highway Podcast.

And today... Oh, what a show we have today.

We have a question of the day. It's a very we have today we have a question of the day it's a very odd question

of that it involves it involves something that flaps around and eats weird things

and I think you'll find it quite fascinating today's question of the day.

Also we're going to be taking a phone call.

As you know there was some military military action some missiles shot into

Syria and so we're gonna get take a call from our military expert and

inspector French lieutenant corporal major captain

submariner Tom Dowdy he'll be calling him from camp pendlington

uh... from the military base to talk to us about that type of military warfare.

Also, taking a few calls from you pavement pounders.

Oh yes, we haven't forgotten you.

And then a crazy news story that involves teaching little kids how to go potty in the most unusual and maybe torturous way.

So we got a lot going on today.

Put your helmet on, glue your eyelids shut.

This is the Harland Highway. I have an announcement to me.

You were about to go down the Harlan Highway.

Lock the door.

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