Hey everybody. Welcome to the Harlan Highway Podcast. This is Harlan Williams your host and what a show we have today. I'm I'm a little bit scared, but I'm also a little excited. We're going gonna be talking about all kinds of things but

i have a special

special guest i'm not gonna tell you who it is yet but you you know

them believe me you know them you love them you hate them i don't know what you do but you know him, you love him, you hate him, I don't know what you do, but you know him, and he's here, and I'll get into his intro in a bit, but we're going to be talking about

UFOs, we're going to be talking about food dripping all over the place. We're going to be making

stupid noises. We're going to have some little kids in the studio today talking. We're going to be

making some prank calls. Mr. Rogers is even making appearance. I mean, it is going to be out of control.

And to tell you, give you a little hint as to who, my special guest, my co-host, which I don't normally have on the podcast today he's

gonna do the throw to it's time it's time for the Harlan Highway. I have an announcement to them.

You were about to go down the Harlan Highway.

Lock the door.

I don't want to be a product of my environment.

Shut up!

I want my environment to be a product of me.

You're riding down the Harlan Highway.

So, put off this phone.

I can get you off. I can get you off.

Maybe, maybe not, maybe fuck yourself.

You're a cantaloupe. I'm a god, a tie god.

All right, hold tight on the heartland, highway show.

I'm ashamed, big daddy.

That's why I'm a drunk when I'm drunk I can stand myself

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