Los Angeles, California, September 25th, I am going to be at the United Theater.

That's downtown. I know you don't want to go downtown, but come and see a great show.

I will be in Wilmington, North Carolina at the Dead Crow Comedy Club, August 14th through the 16th for five shows.

Seattle, Washington. I'm going to be there September 26th. Long Island, New York.

I'm back at the Belmore in Long Island on Saturday, August 23rd for two shows.

Two shows at the Brokridge Comedy Club.

And then, speaking of hot, Phoenix, Arizona, I am going to be at Stand Up Live for four shows. I'm going to be there September 5th and 6th at Stand Up Live in Phoenix. It's a huge room. Come on out. I haven't been to Phoenix in a while. DanSoter.com for all dates, including the Golden Retriever of Comedy. That's the theater tour that kicks off in late September in Los Angeles. We got all

the dates listed and all the dates are up on my website for sale. Danceorder.com for tickets.

I did I do a joke about it. I say, I don't know what the new media landscape is, but according to my reels, it's just two to three white guys sitting behind Mike's talking about the last time they shit their pants in public. That's what it is. By the way, that's just mediocre afternoon radio for everybody. You know how that's, you know how they call religion the opiate of the masses? Yeah. The new opiate of the masses is just white dudes talking about shit in their pants.

Yeah. That's what it is. It's just us sitting around going, yeah, I pooped. Yeah, yeah. As it grown up? As a grown up, when was the last time I shit my pants? Good question. Great question. Let's field that. Let's not talk about arms deals. Let's talk about when's the last time you squirted in your pants?

But more people do need it. let's not talk about arms deals let's talk about when's the last time you squirted in your pants um

but more people do need to go into a serious thing more people do need to talk about shitting your

pants uh look if it's an ongoing thing you might want to consider seeing a doctor or now you grew up

you grew up in uh albuquerque yeah it's just there yeah i grew up in Albuquerque. Yeah, I was just there.

Yeah.

I grew up in Colorado. I know. So we're in the zone of no humidity. I know. This is like, but I lived here for years. I know. This is like the damp time. Yeah. You just always damp. You used to have a really funny joke about Astoria. We were like, yeah, why don't you come out to Astoria and try seal meat?

Did I hit that joke?

It was something about it. have a really funny joke about Astoria. We were like, yeah, why don't you come out to Astoria and try seal meat?

Did I have that joke?

It was something about that where you said, everyone in Astoria's beige.

Yeah.

Come out of here and try seal meat.

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