93 - Shorts, No Underwear: Our Season Two Finale!

Ask Ronna

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Comedy

4.9 • 4.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2021

⏱️ 73 minutes

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She's back! After a week away, Ronna has returned in all her glory, but we don't even have time to talk about her doubles tournament with Hugh Moscowitz because of (Bryan)'s mischief while she was away. But no need to worry...she has a forensic plumber on the case. In any event, this show is our end of Season 2 blowout extravaganza! We're taking a well deserved break for a short while, but not before we give some advice on roommate cupcake wars, breaking up with a friend, and struggling with self-image during the creative process. And with a TRIPLE giveaway, we're truly ending the season on a high note! Don't worry...this little season break won't be for too long, and we'll let you know soon when we'll be back. Of course, if you still want more, there's an easy solution: while we're taking our short break on the Free Feed, ALL NEW EPISODES will continue to be released on Patreon every Friday! When we say our CHIPs on Patreon have an all-access pass to the Carriage House, we mean it, pardon me. Just $5 a month gets you every episode, and a $10 SAUNA PRIVILEGES membership gives you full length videos of each and every episode. Join us now at patreon.com/askronna Wherever we may be during our break, we can assure you we'll still be sipping our Negronnas! We couldn't be happier that these boozy little gems are such a big hit. Get yours today while supplies last. Visit negronna.com and remember that tax and shipping are included on all domestic orders. And speaking of international triumphs, Ask Ronna Coffee continues to be the perfect iced summer treat. Need a little pick-me-up on a hot August afternoon? Indulge yourself at askronnacoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm back! I'm back!
0:20.1	Ron, how did everything go out there? It looked like a nightmare.
0:33.4	Because I got to say, when you told me that there was a flood out there, I just buried
0:39.0	my head in my pillow. I was so stressed out Ron, I couldn't really handle it.
0:42.1	This is one of the things that happens when you're a multiple homeowner, first of all.
0:48.8	And I'm just thinking about what happens when you look at the privilege of living next
0:52.3	to a wetland.
0:53.3	Right.
0:54.3	Which is grandfather then.
0:56.3	Yeah.
0:57.3	You're about your property.
0:58.3	Sure. And third of all, Mother Nature, slash climate change.
1:02.5	So if people say climate change isn't coming for a reneglectment, they're confused.
1:09.1	Okay.
1:10.1	And you are patient zero of...
1:14.0	You know what I am? What was that God-dem book we read?
1:16.3	Children's Bible.
1:17.3	I'm a children's Bible.
1:19.5	My house last week was a children's Bible.
1:22.9	Absolutely.
1:23.9	And...
1:24.9	Were you one of the kids or one of the parents?
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