93 • Knowing Me Knowing You Radio: Ep 5
MONKEY TENNIS - The Alan Partridge Fan Podcast
Monkey Tennis
4.5 • 563 Ratings
🗓️ 26 May 2020
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
It’s a collision of Carson, communism and Conrad Knight Socks this week as we head to Vegas to look at celebrity endorsements, extinct Oscars and Alan's foolproof roulette system. Can we keep it light, or are we headed for a transatlantic sea of tears? The answer is Conrad Knight Socks.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, it's Adam here. At the top of this episode of Monkey Tennis, I wanted to address some |
| 0:04.7 | rumours that have been circulating recently about us, rumors that are categorically untrue. |
| 0:10.2 | Rumors that state that the people who've been donating to us on Kofi are only doing it to get |
| 0:14.2 | their names read out at the beginning of the podcast. Now, I'd like to say the rumors are |
| 0:18.5 | categorically untrue. I would never support that sort of behaviour, and I'm sure neither would. |
| 0:23.5 | James Mayer, Alexander Ord, Jonathan Davies, Ben Brook, Julian Jones, Christopher Adams, Rob War, |
| 0:30.2 | or any of the other people who've donated generously in the last week or so. |
| 0:34.4 | That said, if you are feeling out of the goodness of your heart that you'd like to |
| 0:37.9 | support us for producing almost 100 episodes for free, then please do pop to Kofi-K-F-I-com |
| 0:45.3 | slash monkey tennis, and you can shout us the cost of a cup of coffee, or if you're feeling |
| 0:49.1 | very generous, one for each of the five members of monkey tennis. That's right, there are four |
| 0:53.2 | hosts, but producer Jed works tirelessly to make us sound not shit all the time. |
| 0:58.0 | And that actually tends to see him working through most nights. |
| 1:01.9 | So if anyone's in desperate need of a coffee or a Kofi, it's probably Producer Jed, |
| 1:05.8 | and you can top up his allowance at KOf-fi.com slash monkey tennis. |
| 1:11.7 | Thank you very much for your generous support and here comes the podcast. |
| 1:15.3 | Welcome to knowing me, knowing you, knowing me, Alan Parties knowing you, the audience. |
| 1:21.7 | I've got a hit on my hands. |
| 1:24.5 | Monkey tennis? |
| 1:25.3 | Is that good therapy or bar barmey old cack? |
| 1:28.0 | Conrad Knight's sauce. Monkey tennis? I'm Alan Partridge. Why are you such a poor? Lots of meaty chat. Monkey tennis? I just want you to admit that you hate less tennis. What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? Monkey tennis? Okay, I'm in Manhattan. What do I do now? |
| 1:43.2 | You are a little shit. |
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