What's sleeping on the floor? Now my jury box froze. Fuck a pole. Fuck a stole. Counted millions in a cold. Bad bitch, booted swole. Got her on bank row. Can't fold. Just a no headshot case closed. Close. What is up guys? It's Andy for selling. This is the show for the realists. Say Goodbye to the lies the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruz the motherfucking internet. And that's what we're going to do. What'd you say? Fucking internet. It's fucking. That's a fucking no shit bro anyway this is ct i anyway this is cti

all right let's you guys all know what this is about yeah all right we're gonna cruise the internet

we do have a deal here right right? Don't forget to pay the fee. The show makes you laugh and makes you think. It gives you a new perspective. Don't be a fucking ho. Show the show. All right. Yeah. I like that. Yeah. Am I supposed to talk right now? No, yeah. Yeah, yeah, go feel free. I mean, where am I supposed to look? So your camera's red hot right there. What do I do with my hands? Yeah. None of us know. Yeah, none of us know. So for those of you who've been hiding under a rock, we have Mr. Adam Calhoun with us today. What's up, guys? Thank you for having me here. Yeah, bro. It's great to have you. The awesome facility. This is a badass. Thank you. Yeah, man. Dude, is that your dog? That's my dog smoke. No way. Is that an American? That's a double XL. that's actually Hulk's grandson. No way. Yeah. No shit.

So that's an American bully.

Yeah. No shit. So that's an American bully. I paid way too much money for him and he is a big dummy, but he is a sweetheart. He's so good with the babies. He loves every human, but if you have feathers or fur, you're cooked. Yeah, he's done. You're my american was too bro he loved everybody but dude like like other dogs no and he it's not that's not

taught it's just i don't know he's got that in him i don't know how much does he weigh he he was at his

peak he was 165 right now he's like 150. Good God.

Yeah.

And he's watermelon head, like just. Yeah. Well, dude, Hulk was big. Giant. Hulk was the biggest. Giant. He passed, didn't he passed away? Yeah, he did. Yeah, he's a giant. How long did he live? Hulk? I don't know. Those dogs, if I get 10, 11 years out of him, I'll be so happy.

They get bad joints.

Oh, no don't know. Those dogs, if I get 10, 11 years out of him, I'll be so happy. They get bad joints. Oh, no, I know. I'm bully people too. Yeah. And then I got to rescue little black pit, uh, sure. I want to name him sugar to make people not. Yeah, I call him sugar. Yeah. But I named him sugar so people are like, oh, it's a sweet dog. And he's just a mean, but I rescue him. He's a rescue, you know what I mean? But he's over the years, he's grown and he became just a house dog. Yeah. Fat as a cow. Bro, American bulldogs are the fucking coolest dogs. They really are. And they're way smarter than you think.

They take a lot though, dude. You better know what you're doing having one. Because they're

a handful and if you don't train them right, they're dangerous. You're right. Yeah.

because they're so powerful.

So I did one day I was I had I have this um it's like a prairie with a walkway through it and it's it's through like a state park and I'm walking both of them and I never walk

with a leash.

They listen very well. And he just, I see him stop, tail up, pointing. And I'm like, smoke, come here, come here, come here. I already knew it. He took off. It was a dog. One swoop. And I was like, oh, my God. It was a golden retriever too. But I got there just in time. But he had already like big. And I was like, after that, I was, I felt so bad. Yeah. I was, I didn't, I didn't know that he did was like that. Yeah. And paid their bills and all that. And he don't go nowhere without a leash. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's how Oscar was. Mine passed away. He was the best. You bring him around every, every person, kids, everything. If he didn't know the dog, he would, the first time he met the dog, he would bite the shit out of it yeah but then after that

he was fine yeah that dog i got babies that dog is yeah yeah you they lay on him same i got an

ex-o pit bull too yeah he's like my girls like bro he's a little fucking miniature horse to them

yeah that's all he's like it doesn't matter like they're cool yeah they're cool. They're cool, man. That's, that's, that's a beautiful, beautiful boy, though.

Yeah.

So, dude, before we get into the show, you know, let's give us some background on how you got to be,

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