Hello! Hey, man, what's up? Nothing. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween, y'all. Happy Halloween, everybody. Happy Halloween,

welcome to the Halloween episode of CNCMAP. That's Counting Countess Makeup Podcast. This door, oh, it's just

no driving a little insane. It needs to be totally shut. Now,

Hey, Brooke. Hi, Connor. Are you ready to M-A-P? I'm ready to pee. Ignorance is bliss. I'm living in a world of my own, and it's awesome. Oh, I thought I was responsible for 9-11 when I was five. Where were you? In Pennsylvania. Touch grass, might I suggest.

We're just going to dive right in today. Yeah, I don't know for some reason that really wore me out. Coming in, I'd, what, took six steps. Yeah, but

exhausted. You're in a different form, so it's like getting used to your new body. Completely exhausted. I'm not like one that, sorry, full of it. I guess for the audio listeners, we have

things in our mouth on our insiders. Insiders. I just got it. I just need to talk with like tongue in between the two insiders. So it is going to take a minute to

like learn how to navigate our new, our new bodies. This is just another reason if you're listening on audio only to jump over to YouTube and check us out there. Right now. And while you're there, while you're there, so

subscribe, literally will not hurt you. In fact, we'll count you down. Okay, ready? Yeah. One, but count like the count. One, two, three. I love him. He's really. He's so, so, so, so, so, so cute. And hot. I'm stoked to be here. We got here this morning early, so we could kind of slip into something more comfortable. You got here earlier than me warrior.

Who's counting? You a little. Yeah, I'm exhausted. Yeah, no, I'm stoked to be here. I was thinking about it when we were putting the teeth on specifically. I kind of kept biting my lip and I don't know why my head immediately went to breastfeeding. Like, I feel like a really. You don't look anything like Connor. Who's Connor? Yeah, like there isn't even a resemblance to who you used to be right now. Really? Yeah. Cool. Well, then I'll jump right into the breastfeeding conversation.

I don't think Connor wants anything to do with that. Like, I think a really good ad for pro breastfeeding. I don't know if there's any. I mean, probably would be like. Think about vampires. Like, think about how hard that would be on the mother when the baby decides to latch on with his back evolution would have given vampire mothers, like a steel nipple.

Like a steel toad boot, but in the chest. Yeah. Like God wouldn't have let her be harmed by her. Her. Also, baby. I probably don't have tea. They would also.

They probably grow their fangs the same way we would grow teeth. Really? I wish I'd be Google that, but it's not real.

Also, there are different breeds of vampires. So like Muppet Vampire. Sure, fangs, but like Twilight Vampire.

Just like a little bit of a sharper tooth. Right. Who it's to say? Yeah. But I just think like imagine being a mom of vampire. And you're like, my baby's having trouble.

Or no, another mom was like, my baby's not latching on to my nipple right now. That happened in something. I know. And then the vampire mom being like, that's not. That's not what I'm dealing with.

That we're here, bitch. She's, you know, just latching on really hard. Yeah, it's like it's kind of more. But then again, it's like, this is a vampire. We're talking about like what a mom of vampire and upfeed her, her baby blood.

So maybe it doesn't need to latch on. It's like hard to say, because there's no supporting evidence, except for a few go really dive into breaking dawn, which I don't feel like you're going to do. I don't.

I don't know. I don't know that. I can't breaking dawn. I can't go breaking dawn mode right now. If you're going to have to look like somewhere else, like completely, you can look towards the camera.

Okay. Yeah. That'll be good because I never look towards the camera. So people will really be able to see how the purple brings out my green eyes.

I want to just highlight the fact that broke just looks like an enhanced kind of mystical version of herself. And I look like someone that would attack you behind a 7-11.

I do think like like you, you in this form showing up in my room in the middle of the night, like I could be the worst thing that I could imagine at this time.

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