This means that Donald Trump will be the 45th President of the United States.

This is your life now. This is our election now. This is us. This is our country.

It's real.

Hi and welcome back to the 45th we are 1,000 years into the Trump presidency I think

Robia here and I'm joined this week with Wajahat Ali hey Waj.

Hey Waj. I am failing in for Susan and I'm going to try to make my voice as

feminine as possible. I'm already failing. You're failing. You're going to fail. You also have to talk really,

really fast and your mind has to work even faster. So I think it's kind of late in the day and we're both not going to be able to do that. But we actually, just for our listeners, so you know, in case there's some weird awkwardness this is the

second attempt at recording today's episode because technology sucks can somebody

out there please develop a good podcast recording app like using Skype thank you

very much all right so I want to pick up last

week where we recorded on Tuesday and I think that evening was the State of the Union

which did you watch it? Yeah, first of all, it's remarkable

that that was only a week ago

because it feels like it was 14 years ago.

I mean, that's how time moves in the Trump administration.

It's stunning how that was literally last week

and 46 new cycles ago.

We gotta figure out like what the Trump, you don't have that you have dog ears and cat ears.

We gotta figure out what the Trump time, like, you know what I mean?

Continuum looks like as compared to regular humans it's like the third

lowest level of inception like one minute equals like 20 years inception dream like, Dream, Level Escape.

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