What's sleeping on the floor. Now my jury box froze. Fuck a pole. Fuck a stole. Counted millions in a cold. Bad bitch, booted swow. Got her on bank row. Can't fold. Just a no headshot case closed. Close. Clow. What is up guys? It's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realists. Take it, the lies, the fictness, and delusions of modern society. And welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruz the motherfucking internet. And that's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for. It stands for Cruz, the internet. We'll put topics on the screen. We're going to speculate on what's true and what's not true. We're going to laugh at all these dumb asses. And then we're going to talk about how we have people got to clean up their shit. Anyway, don't be a ho. Share the show. All right. What's up, dude? What's going on, man? Just over here drinking my first form protein shake.

Mm-hmm.

The classic?

Yes.

A little drinking yourself.

Yeah.

Nothing tastes as good as my own self.

You know what I'm saying?

I'm into that.

I remember my first time trying some of you though.

It wouldn't bad.

Yeah.

It's a quiet taste.

Cherries and chocolate chocolate it's about right

sound a little gay anyway what's going on dude not much man not much uh yeah i mean we

what the fuck is going on with the rain like is it raining no i get the car out of the garage

it rains for 45 seconds and then it stops rain Is it raining? No. I get the car out of the garage.

It rains for 45 seconds and then it stops raining.

And then the car's dirty.

That's happened every day this summer.

Yeah.

Oh, it is supposed to be raining right now.

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