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🗓️ 6 January 2025
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | No matter where you go in the great outdoors, Mother Nature holds a list of dangers. |
0:06.7 | There is no shortage of ways to get hurt, lost, or killed while out in the great outdoors. |
0:12.5 | As always, if you have a story that you would like to share in a future episode, |
0:16.0 | be sure to submit it at swampdweller.net or at r slash the dark swamp on Reddit. |
0:27.7 | Hey there, swamp folk, let's be real. New Year's resolutions can be a struggle. We all say we'll hit the gym more. But getting out of bed when it's still dark outside, that's a different story entirely. |
0:31.1 | But what if you could make your resolutions a bit easier, almost automatic? While they can't help you hit the gym, Acorns makes saving and |
0:39.1 | investing super easy to set up on autopilot. Imagine if one of your past resolutions, like working |
0:44.8 | out, cooking more at home, or actually reading those books, was as simple as letting Acorn |
0:50.1 | handle it for you. Acorns makes it easy to start automatically saving and investing so your money has a chance to grow for you, your kids, and your retirement. You don't need to be an expert. |
1:01.0 | Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that fits you and your money goals. You don't need to be rich. Acorns let you invest with the spare money you've got while you have it. |
1:11.6 | You can start with $5 or even just your spare change. |
1:15.4 | You don't even need a ton of time. |
1:17.1 | You can create your Acorn account and start investing in just about five minutes time. |
1:21.9 | You don't need to feel like some sort of financial wellness is impossible. |
1:25.4 | Acorns gives you small, simple steps to get you and your money |
1:28.3 | back on track. Basically, Acorns does the hard part so you can give your money a chance to grow. |
1:33.9 | Personally, when I was younger, I got into some trouble myself financially. I didn't fully understand |
1:39.1 | how credit, debit, all that stuff fully worked when I was young, and I had to learn the hard way. |
1:44.4 | So that's why I believe something like Acorns is incredibly important and positive for us. |
1:48.9 | Head to Acorns.com slash swamped or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for |
1:55.2 | your future today. Paid non-client endorsement. Compensation provides incentive to positively promote acorns. Tier 1 compensation provided. |
2:03.5 | Investing involves risk, Acorns Advisors LLC, and SEC registered investment advisor. View important |
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