Yeah, we're sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze fuck a pole fuck a stole

Counted millions in a cold bad bitch booted swow got a on bank row can't fold just a no headshot case closed

What is up guys it's Andy for selling this is the show for the realists say goodbye the lies, the fictness and delusions of modern society. And welcome, motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruz. The motherfucking internet. Yeah. What's up, man? What's going on, man? Nothing. You know? A little rainy out there. It's a rainy day. Dude. it has rained every day for like six months

yeah at least for like 10 minutes

yeah rainy out there it's a rainy day dude it is rained every day for like six months yeah at least for like 10 minutes yeah your Porsche's out there a little sad I know yeah every time I drive a clean car it rains every single time never fails yeah never fails yeah um um yeah it's a start a protest over it. Yeah. And super glue your hands to some counters. Yeah. Where, you know, I, this is a real legit question though. Why don't like, why isn't there more of a call for like meteorologists who get fucking fired, bro and strung up by their fucking feet? They're always wrong. I don't even know. Like, do they serve a purpose anymore? That's what I'm saying, bro. Like, I'm in the wrong line of work. You got apps for that. Be wrong and still get paid. I can't remember what, I mean, you, that's not far off. That happens. Yeah, uh, I just use that. I just used apps. I just used apps. Yeah, you are your own meteorologist. Yeah. I'm big into that. Yeah, you are. Yeah. Didn't you pay like fucking, you got the $5,000 level rate on that, don't you? No, no, no. I just get the premium weather apps. I like to know what's going on, man.

Yeah, that's real.

There's nothing wrong with that, man.

I think in the Midwest, dude, it's a pretty smart investment. We got to have it. Yeah, you got to have it. Like, dude, there could be a tornado 300 yards away. You don't know what's going on. No, not at all. Not at all. Yeah, no. We get weird weather here, man.

Yeah.

Don't move here.

Definitely not.

Anyway, what's happening? Yeah, not much, man. Guys, don't forget, pay the fee. Yep. As always. Don't be a ho. Share the show. But yeah, no, it's a dark day. Dark. The man, Ozzy Osbourne's gone, man. Dude, we were just talking about it.

Just talking about this.

What's that last week or a week before? Yeah, it was like recently. Like two weeks ago, because he did this show. Yeah. He did that, his last rights is what he called it. It literally was his last rights. Oh, listen. I mean, I don't know. This might be too far. Like where do you think he went?

Do you think he went up or down?

I don't know.

As you see, he looks like a pretty good. I mean, I don't know. This might be too far. Like, where do you think he went? Do you think he went over now?

I don't know.

Ozzy seems like a pretty good dude, bro. I mean, if you ask, like, traditional Christians, they're going straight to hell.

You know, if you ask, if you ask christians that just discovered the bible within the last

year you know those are the most judgmental kind because they take the word very literally

um which you know um to each their own yeah i you got to, I think ultimately you're judged on how well you treat people, what your

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