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Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday.

Hope everybody had a great weekend that was both restorative and...

Parjolicious, Definitious.

When in doubt, just say parjilicious.

When in doubt, parjee. Yeah. Well, my weekend was restorative on parjee. And you want to know how I know that? Let me guess. Let me guess. How do I know? I feel like you know you had a restorative weekend when you didn't get out of your pajamas. Is that what happened to you? You guys, we just recorded the first two minutes of this episode before we realized like we were having an audio issue so we fixed it and started over but that was the conversation

she's like I hope everyone had a restorative weekend I was like I didn't want know how I did and she racked her brain and she didn't know how I couldn't think possibly and I said because I didn't get out of my pajamas all weekend and the ones that I wore it to sleep so like I didn't leave my house I got to like be cozy with Maxie all weekend.

On Saturday, everybody came to me.

So like things were bussen.

We played Maj.

We had a. Like I didn't leave my house. I got to like be cozy with Maxi all weekend.

On Saturday, everybody came to me.

So like things were bus in.

We played Maj. We had a barbecue. Oh, there was like a little storm. There was a storm. We did a little bit of everything. What about our barbecue? The thing I like about spending time in Florida is that when it rains, I'm like immediately transported back to like summer camp because it's hot and it's raining and you know it just like needs to rain

briefly so that it'll pass but you get this temporary moment of like chilly cozy

vibes we had to bring in our match table like it was coming through the screen the wind like it was

crazy no it was like kind of crazy weather it was really cozy and sweet and then it's back like 20

minutes later then we were able to have our barbecue outside and then then we love barbecuing. Then we were back inside waiting for the rain again. The barbecue was it. Let's talk about the food. The food was really good. Actually, like, I don't know. The vibes were really good. No, the food was excellent. Except for the hamburger. So yeah, like Ben went to the grocery store and Jackie's Publix is like a kind of a bus in kosher

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