What Most People Think

Lockdown, Lockdown, Lockdown, Lockdown, What Most People Think, and have you had, I'm not going to ask if you bought my book yet.

There will be plenty of that, as you'd imagine.

Have you had a meal inside yet?

Have you had a meal inside?

And if you have, did you make it a good one?

Now, I'd like to say that I started off with somewhere, salubrious, somewhere that really

recognised that

new liberty.

But it was actually a KFC in Bedford.

It was a KFC in Bedford.

As my wife shrewdly observed, when we sat down, looked like they'd never have had anybody

sat down at a KFC in Bedford.

They look fucking shocked that anybody would want to dine in there.

But my son, he was happy enough. He had the popcorn chicken. And there's actually, you know,

Bedford is one of the places that's been on in the news for having the Indian variant.

Bedford, Blackburn, Bolton. I think maybe we should just have surge testing in places

that begin with a bee. How about that? Is that scientific? I don't know. But this is what most people think. You know, this is the comedic, topical comedy podcaster. You know, doesn't always have to be the grown-up in the room. Doesn't always have to, I was going to say, doesn't always have to trust the science. But the way things are these days, somebody will be on Twitter going,

anti-vax Jeff Norcock questions the Pfizer.

First up, look, the book came out Thursday of last week.

It exceeded our expectations in terms of early sales.

And when I say that, that might just mean the expectations started off rock bottom. But whatever

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