90 Day Fiancé: The Single Life 0506 “The Art of Breadcrumbing” with Chris Farah
Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle
Matt Marr
4.8 • 6.1K Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2026
⏱️ 66 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Today on this episode of Reality Gaze, Vanya finally gets a boyfriend who's really fucking sweaty. |
| 0:08.0 | And Natalie realizes that there's no escaping Gino's lies. |
| 0:13.0 | And if you're wondering, wait, where is Poodle in this intro? |
| 0:17.0 | Did he quit the show? Did he finally bang every man on planet Earth so he shot himself to |
| 0:22.9 | outer space to bang a moon man? Well, you'll have to find out in this episode. So, roll it, Christina. |
| 0:30.9 | Hello, this is Captain Poodle speaking. Are you ready to find love? |
| 0:36.6 | Yes, a hoie, matey. |
| 0:40.3 | Love. |
| 0:42.3 | Do do, do, do. |
| 0:44.3 | Exciting and new. |
| 0:47.3 | Go online. |
| 0:50.3 | Hmm. |
| 0:51.3 | They're cat fishing you Shocker |
| 0:56.0 | Pianca |
| 0:58.0 | Soon you'll be flying |
| 1:01.0 | to parts unknown |
| 1:03.0 | 90 day Beyonce |
| 1:06.0 | Marrying someone you've only met on your phone. |
| 1:11.6 | Be they French or Chinese, a brand new K-1 visa's the key. |
| 1:18.6 | Ooh, the key to what, little? |
| 1:20.6 | To love. |
| 1:24.6 | It's reality. |
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