Hey everybody, welcome to 90 day fiance Craig Ray. I'm Kim and I have birth control. I just haven't taken it yet. I'm Kyle and ladies. It's the killer time.

Even my grandma says I got a perd mouth party kiss by Kyle. He's got that brown chisel. Oh my God. No stock carous stop. Episode one. We're already talking about pre-nubs and having problematic opinions about our significant others.

I'm 90 day fiance season nine. 90 day fiance season nine. We're four out of four people exhibit problematic behavior on episode one. Horsegirl alert by the way.

Kyle, you may be shocked to know that she's stupid.

Big surprise, right? We could tell from the previews. Let's be honest. Did you know, Kyle, that you you have to take the birth control in order for it to be effective? I thought you could just like hold it in your hand while you're banging and then it works, but it doesn't work that way.

You can't take it.

You can't take it the night before. No, apparently not. You've got to like take the pill consistently. You know, man, I know it's wild. You know, if I could sell salt salt to a slug, I probably wouldn't be living with my parents.

Why isn't he like selling software in that case? Anything. Anything. Referred jurators. I don't care. I know.

You could make a lot of money selling cars. Well, normally, maybe not right now, but.

We got some cool. We're action to talk about. Oh my god. If you're in your 20s, you're not a cougar. Just you're just not. That's not the definition of a cougar. The definition of a cougar is your in your 40s at least.

This is so irritating. You're she is 20 fucking nine. I know. She's six years older than him.

She's like, you're makeup and hair make her look a little bit older. They do. Yeah, she does every picture that they showed on episode one. Yeah, she looks like she's 25 ish.

Because she is and she's just like, you're not. You're like a 25 year old beautiful random traveling person. You're not fucking. What the fuck?

I'm just I'm so upset. And then there was like the other comment about what's ballalls fiance's name, you know, episode one haven't learned yet, but her.

Sheda. Yeah, Sheda. So the sister is like, she's 37 and she hasn't been married. Well, like, what's wrong with her? I'm like, can we just be in her 30s and not be married and have a B.O.K.

No, you are worthless. You are a.

Some old spencer. You are a stack of cordwood. That is your value. Nobody. I mean, we really just need to talk about the MVP of the entire season. We can already tell.

She's. Tarnishing her personal reputation even being associated with this program. She could tell she's a therapist. Like all, you know, every she's so common rational. And she's just really a delight.

You know, who's not going to respond to her therapist? Meona. What the fuck? You don't say she might insult her. She's not quite sure, but maybe.

Maybe. Yeah. Oh gosh. Um, he looks like a young boy. Well, he is a young boy, but he's a beautiful boy. A beautiful boy. Brown lips.

So much duck face and every photo her so much. Oh, wow. Season nine, starting off strong. Not funny. Not funny at all. Interesting. We'll see. Maybe. I'm concerned.

Oh my god. It's just, you know, we're coming off the high of before the 90 one of the best seasons. I think ever, even though every single cast member, I hated by the end and lots of problems. That's normal. Yeah, that's normal. And, you know, I feel like we still have a lot to talk about this season feels like.

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