John Cena is a heel is all I need in my life.

It's one of the saddest things I'll ever say, but it's true, I've been waiting 25 years for this and I'm going to enjoy it.

Because he was a good guy for so long, however, there are so moments when his baby face aura was sort of exposed.

Suppose you could call it bad booking, but still, John has a lot to answer for.

So I am Simon Miller, and do you need some examples?

Bingo, let's go.

Number nine, everything with A.J. Lee and Dolf Ziegler.

At the end of 2012, John Sina was feuding with Dolf Ziegler and his then squeeze A.J. Lee.

She had portrayed Sina to join Dolf.

And as we were at New Year's, they chose to celebrate this by laughing a job. Cannot do that on war or any wrestling show, so here he came.

It started out pretty poor as Sina has taken his pain, decided to invest some serious time in Photoshop.

He showcased some super immature images he'd made.

This was how Vince McMahon saw his baby faces.

Once he was done there, though, Sina had his big reveal. As he thought Ziegler and Lee were full of it, he did indeed drop gallons of poo on their heads.

That's right, that's what he did.

Now really that makes him insane, because what?

Also, where did this poop come from?

Who helped him set up the machine?

And why would you do this? It's most definitely illegal.

It doesn't do much for the whole I'm a bigger and better person than you either.

It's like Batman's no kill rule. That's all well and good. But if Batman then rips out your

heart and says, well, you're going to die. And the justification is, I just let your body do

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