Rattleoni's Hardware and Garden Stores brings you a garage logic

podcast number one thousand three hundred eighty nine

September 23rd twenty twenty four

now listen up all you kids were being brainwashed about the climate.

It was 90 degrees on this day in 1891, 1937, and 2017.

See, that's how it works. Nature is in fact I'm going to go right to

nature and say something about that in a moment and we had a low of 30 degrees

on this day in 1983.

Hail the flashlight king!

Hell you!

And now from the mayor's office above the boathouse

on the east shore of Spoon Lake. It's Garage Logic with Chris Reavers Manning Technology Corner,

Kenny Olson from the Krabby Coffee Shop, John Hite in the Newsville, and of course, the rookie.

Here is your flashlight king, fireworks commissioner,

and the keeper of common sense.

Your mayor, Joe Suu Kyi.

I thought of something else to tell the kids in school.

On page A4 of today's Star Tribune,

there's a story about rhinoceros. A4 of today's Star Tribune.

There's a story about rhinoceruses.

And it's not even on the propaganda page.

The headline is, World Rhino Day, news isn't good.

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