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This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire.

Randy, everybody in Champ is checking in yesterday.

We reported on the rapture. Do we have a schedule?

It was midnight last night.

Yeah. Are they boarding like at the airport? Can we pick our own seats?

We're missing a lot of information that we need to know.

Nobody lets you pick your own seats anymore, man.

No. No, it's just look up in the sky.

Everybody's leaving. I didn't see anybody leaving last night at midnight. I wasn't awake at midnight. Well, we don't know. That's just people's imagery of the rapture. Well, that's what the body is floating up into the sky. Into the sky, right? Yeah, right. Yeah, but, you know, is that what really happens during the real rapture?

Well, you know, the rapture does not happen.

That's the key to the sky. Into the sky, right? Yeah, but, you know, is that what really happens during the real rapture?

Well, you know, the rapture does not happen. That's the key to the story. It doesn't happen because it's a myth. Can the guy that called for it, like, go to the gas station today? They're like, no, rapture, huh? No. No, I guess not. Well, that's the thing should be starting by now. Right. I mean, you get a little bump when you predict the rapture. You get your name out there. But let's say you're actually right. You're not celebrated very much. Hey, Hey, did you hear? Jim got it right. And then the world ends. No, the world doesn't end. Remember, we get to stay. The chosen go. The rest of us are... Whoever they are. The tribulation, that's what they called. Right. I'm going to need a little further definition of that, too. Well, the rapture is supposed to happen today and tomorrow. Doesn't seem... Hasn't started yet. Too clearly defined. They think it'd be in the news right now. Who gets raptured and who stays behind? The saved. The true believers, Todd. Yeah, that'd be big news. I don't really know any of them. I don't know if I can say Nick Smegma docking partner's name here, but I won't.

He's a nurse, apparently.

During COVID, at the height of the pandemic.

Oh, this woman, he has to mention she's 38 and a virgin.

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