Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

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And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

This is the world famous Shai Rock.

Good morning. Welcome to your Monday. Welcome to your Cinco to Mayo Monday.

And yes, you could be drinking alone right now or drinking with friends or friends that you do not realize are your friends yet. That could be us. I'm fine. That's Ale. That's right. Drink it to work. Hey, Joe. Jake the nerd. What's up? It's getting real skinny. We gotta get you on the scale. Ran out of a show, but we got to see exactly how much you've lost because it's pretty incredible. There's in the back room postmaster Johnny. We'll have him in later this morning for some Johnny doesn't know Cinco to Mayo. That'll be happening. And then the great Vanessa, who is celebrating today, even though she keeps claiming she's Colombian, this is her day. So we're celebrating you, Vanessa. Happy birthday as well. This hour will figure out the mystery of the bottle of tequila that you brought back from the cruise. And, you know, there's two different schools of thought today on Cinco de Mayo. You've got the people that are like this. Are you ready? Or think on be my own.

And that guy is ready to party.

And then there's this guy who's another listener to the show that's at a completely different end of the spectrum.

Yo, yo, yo, yo.

It's your boy from rehab.

I almost got kicked out for doing whipits.

So some people are celebrating by drinking and having a great time.

And others are calling us from rehab.

I was doing it with

deodorant cans somebody walked into the bathroom and uh i uh had a can of deerring in my mouth spraying

and uh sweet dips guys sweet sweet sweet sweet dips oh he's in the brain relaps uh sweet dips love

a show miss you guys all right, good luck at rehab, sir.

It sounds like you're in the right place. So you could use some of that, I think. Unless the show would be the guy doing deodorant whippets in the bathroom of a rehab. Strong enough for a man, but pH balance for a woman. Dude. Ah, that's the good stuff. He's like, but anyway. Love the show.

All right.

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