897. Kings of King: It (2017)

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Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2025

⏱️ 82 minutes

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This episode covers 2017’s It, the famous fun clown story. Michael and Abe discuss why they made the clown SO sexy and discuss the Kingiverse at large. Features: Michael Swaim: https://bsky.app/profile/michaelswaim.bsky.social Abe Epperson: https://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans Check our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691

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0:00.0	Stephen King
0:03.0	Stephen King
0:26.6	Don't tell me you don't know what it is
0:32.6	When you're a Stephen King film reviewer
0:36.6	The kids having a gang bang in the sewer You're a Stephen King film reviewer.
0:40.7	Kids having a gang bang in the sewer.
0:48.0	When your scars guard turns out to be a large merch type whose face can change position.
0:51.3	Always fishing for missing kids.
0:54.7	Man, motherfucker this whole damn town.
1:00.3	Every day, every day, every day, every day, every day I fight the clown.
1:05.2	Chapter one, Henry and Bill don't get along.
1:09.5	Chapter two, I think Ben fell in love with you.
1:14.8	Beverly said, stand by me in the middle of chapter three,
1:20.2	but it was up to its old tricks in chapters four, five, and six, yeah.
1:24.0	I'm so sick of this it prick guys.
1:32.0	Every day, every day, it's every fucking day with petty wise do you know that do you know the Elvis Costello song I I knew immediately clocked Elvis Costello it's such a dream this
1:39.1	this job is a dream it's a great job I just sat here and vibe with it. It's just a great. You're such a weird
1:47.8	guy. I love you so much. That, you know what sparked that I love you too, brother. Stand by Me is
1:53.6	already in the lyrics and chapter one. That's what I latched on to. What's the name of the Costello?
1:59.6	Every day I write the book. Every day I write the book.
2:02.1	One of his bigger hits.
2:03.6	Every day I write the book.
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