89: GAM089 Don't Touch If You Aint' Prayed

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2017

⏱️ 118 minutes

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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Don't Touch If You Ain't Prayed; the story of a 40 year old virgin that meets a terrible, terrible human and settles for him even though he's an abusive, married, cocaine dealer and sexually assaults her. --- To get tickets to our live shows in New York, Seattle, or Salt Lake City, check here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke

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0:00.0	I
0:03.8	Did enjoy the part right here at the beginning though where she goes to like grab food off his plate
0:08.1	He's like seriously get the fuck off my plate. Yeah, yeah, where do you amount of food you want to eat?
0:12.0	That's how fucking restaurants work like this is an important message for everybody
0:15.7	Well, they're weird banter back and forth as she tries to take his food and he's like, mm-hmm
0:19.8	That's my food to which she playfully throws meat in his eyes
0:23.9	I
0:26.3	Want to seem to like pull out a katana
0:28.3	It is escalated rich
0:32.3	That's dangerous
0:50.2	Welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from christian cinema because I was sick and not being able to piss people off with my business card
0:57.0	I'm your host Noah Luciens and sitting in my immediate left is my good friend heath and right heath welcome back
1:02.2	Thanks Noah quick question. Can we do like a
1:06.3	Like a rollover minutes thing with our one this week
1:11.0	We're gonna need an advance on some future ones
1:15.1	See both count
1:17.1	Yeah, he's just gonna be really racially sensitive for like nine episodes after this one
1:22.1	He promises okay and sitting 81 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli. How are you this fine afternoons?
1:29.9	Er, I feel like we haven't really reached out to white supremacists on this show and it's good
1:35.7	Gonna expand our audience
1:38.5	Already Richard Spencer's favorite episode
1:43.2	So I suppose we should give this some context heath tell us what will we be breaking down today all right? We watched
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