Highway, Highway, it's the Harland Highway,

Anytime, any size, it's got radio-active eyes.

Look out, here comes the Harland Highway stolen theme song.

I apologize.

Hey folks, welcome to the Harland Highway.

I'm your host Harland Williams, crazy show today.

Crazy news story, man, you'll never believe

how some guy tried to get out of jail, tried to break free from the long arm of the law. It's hilarious.

Also, I'm just tired of all the new TV shows coming out. I feel like we're getting overwhelmed and swamped with

millions and millions of TV shows about every topic that exists on planet Earth. So

I'm going to rant about that. Also Dr Debbie

timer is here today. She's going to be taking calls. She as you know she's a

life coach who has her own show the Dr Debbie timer show and she

deals with people's problems and issues so we'll have people calling in to talk with

Dr Debbie timer and then of, it's summertime,

so Barbecue Eddie is on the line.

He's looking for some barbecue action,

so we'll be hearing from Barbecue Eddie

throughout the show, so's going to be a good

one put your face plate on ladies and gentlemen this is the Harlan highway.

Sit down strap in and tighten your diaper.

Come here baby.

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