Ooh it's going to be a doozy today ladies and gentlemen a real doozy yeah that's right you're at the

Harland Highway podcast rolling down the Harlan Highway I'll be your chauffeur baby and we're touching on summer man.

Summer is in full swing as far as I'm concerned. And we have a horrifying crazy news story about what could be in your swimming pool.

Oh my God, it's something you kind of thought might be there, weren't sure if it was there but guess what

according to science it is there mega mega big time so crazy news story then I'm gonna gonna tell you about a new invention. Two words

sizzle beard. I just made it up but it is so cool. It's maybe just for the men but then I don't know maybe the girls could

do it too. I'm gonna talk about it. My new invention Sizzle Beard. Oh just I love

it. Wait do you hear this?

And then towards the end of the show,

we have a scientist from Berkeley,

German professor from Berkeley calling in

to talk about something a little disturbing, something that involves bodily

functions, something that might make some of you a little queasy. It's not going to be pretty, but it is science.

This podcast isn't. It's crazy. It's the Harland Highway.

Sit down, strap in and tighten your diaper.

Come here, baby.

You are about to go down the Harlan Highway.

No! I didn't bargain for this.

Oh yes, you did.

Chka, Chka Chka Chka Chka, Chka Chia,

mean baby.

And the creature from all the spayy.

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