881 - A visit to MR. FEATHERSTONE'S office. Death of an icon. Strange behavior from grown men.

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2017

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Harland is summoned to his bosses office, Mr. Featherstone. Strange behavior for a grown man. The death of an iconic place. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh yeah here we go here we go get on your motorcycle rev the engine let's get on the
0:04.6	Harland highway right yeah here we are I'm Harland Williams your host you're on the Harland
0:09.8	Highway podcast and today I'm going to tell you about something that I'm not sure a
0:16.0	full-grown man should do. Yes I'm opening up I'm exposing myself. I did something very peculiar. I'm a full-grown man. I don't know if it was appropriate. But I'm going to let you guys in on it and you can decide. Oh my God I'm a little embarrassed but who
0:35.3	cares? I'm gonna tell you. Okay so we got that and then we got a crazy news story about a place that all of us like to hang out
0:47.1	but might be closing for good.
0:49.9	A place that that's part of the fabric of our lives might be closing for good.
0:55.2	Are you kidding me?
0:57.0	Oh my God.
0:59.0	And then I'm going to tell you about a really cool thing I did. I went to I went to the mall and I saw something
1:08.9	really cool and I bought it and it kind of plays into my other story.
1:15.0	So that'll be fun and then lastly I have to go visit my boss Mr Featherstone.
1:20.0	I'm not sure what he's up to.
1:22.0	I've heard it has something to do with Barbecue Eddie I'm very scared frightening alone I always am this is the Harlan
1:29.2	highway
1:32.2	Sit down strap in and tighten your diaper.
1:36.5	Come here baby.
1:37.8	You are about to go down the Harlan Highway.
1:40.5	No! I didn't bargain for this oh yes you should get your chia chica chichicha chicha chicha chow main baby and the
1:48.6	creature from all the space.
1:54.0	Please don't stop. I gotta feed an ugly face.
1:58.0	A magnificent performance.
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