Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening.

And good night.

There I covered all the bases.

Now let's get going with the Harlan Highway Podcast.

I'm Harlan Williams, no matter what time a day or night it is I welcome you

Quite the show today ladies and gentlemen a crazy news story about a vicious animal attack. Oh, wait do you hear?

Wait do you hear how this went down?

Yikes, scare a Rama.

Also, I got a fun tip for you guys I think it's something you'll really really like

it might be something you've already done but then again it might be something that

a lot of you haven't tried or even heard of. But it's something

I've done a number of times and I thought boy I should share this with the pavement

pounders because you know the end result of said tip is quite pleasing so I'm going to lay my

tip on you and hopefully you'll like it you'll benefit from it. Also a wonderful phone call from a pavement pounder today who

just was all about positive energy, good vibes, being good, being happy, being happy, being positive.

So we'll play that phone call for you a little later in the show

and we're gonna have some fun here today.

Why?

Because we always do, man.

Hello, this is the Harlan Highway.

Sit down, strap in and tighten your diaper.

Come here, baby.

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