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Lifeline

87. Captain Based Rizz

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8734 Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Amazing new episode just came out a few days ago! 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today Chris is actually mad about a parking lot, we discuss kleptomania in dogs, a smelly jacket, if dogs are allowed to sleep in the bed, mentally dealing with new slang, turning down groomsman duties, and how to deal with not funny people.  📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline 💃 Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:48.7

Hello.

0:50.3

Hello.

0:52.1

Hello.

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0:53.2

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0:55.9

Hello.

0:57.7

Hello. Hello.

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We, welcome.

1:01.0

It is episode 87 of Lifeline.

1:02.9

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1:05.7

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