863 News + JL Cauvin and Maura Quint
Stand Up! with Pete Dominick
Pete Dominick
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 12 June 2023
⏱️ 74 minutes
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13 mins JL Cauvin is the best Trump impersonator in the world. He is also a very talented Stand Up Comic with who I have known for a long time. JL has recorded 6 stand up albums! J-L’s act is incredibly diverse and has led to six stand up albums: 2006′s Racial Chameleon, 2008′s Diamond Maker, 2012′s Too Big To Fail and 2013′s Keep My Enemies Closer, 2016’s Israeli Tortoise, which hit #1 on the iTunes comedy chart and his 2018 double album Thots & Prayers. He has also released two albums as Donald Trump: 2017’s Fireside Craps, an entire album as Donald Trump which hit #1 on the iTunes comedy chart and 2020’s Fireside Craps: The Deuce which went #1 on both Amazon and iTunes’ comedy charts and broke into the Top 40 on iTunes’ overall album charts.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, my friends. Thanks so much for pressing play on today's episode of Stand Up. |
| 0:03.6 | I'm here Monday through Saturday and even posting a couple shows in-between |
| 0:07.8 | doing all I can to inform and enlighten you with guests who have credibility, |
| 0:12.0 | integrity, expertise, and hopefully some personality and humor to go with it. |
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| 0:29.5 | For those of you already with paid subscriptions, you are simply the best and have been for a long time. |
| 0:35.0 | Thank you so, so much. Let's do it, shall we? |
| 0:37.4 | Stand Up |
| 0:39.4 | Oh man, Trump's former attorney general Bill Barsett, he is toast. |
| 0:44.4 | You know who else is toast? The Univomer. Yeah, kill themself. Make your shed jokes. |
| 0:49.2 | Now, and I've got both Mara Quinn and J. Alkovane joining me for two great conversations on today's show. |
| 0:57.2 | So let's get into it everybody. It is, is it mid-June? It's the 12th of June episode of standup. |
| 1:04.8 | The show drops at midnight every night wherever you get your podcasts and on YouTube. |
| 1:09.7 | So the first third of the month, it's the second third of the month. |
| 1:13.6 | That's where we are at infinite possibilities. Maybe the best is yet to come. |
| 1:19.4 | Platitudes, baby, that's all I've got and they seem to work for me so far. |
| 1:24.1 | I'm 47 years old here in Rockland County, New York. The smoke seems to have dissipated at least for now. |
| 1:30.4 | No excuses, but to get outside and get that vitamin N, I hope you did over the weekend, |
| 1:35.2 | send it my way. I'd stand up with Pete at gmail.com. Love your nature photos. |
| 1:40.2 | I include one every day for paid subscribers, so get outside and send me your photos. |
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